JELL-O is funning up the runner up with free pudding. Nothing masks the bitter taste of defeat with the sweet taste of pudding. That’s why we’re giving out free pudding to the city of San Francisco. It’s our way of saying sorry for your loss.
As you have probably noticed, the world didn’t end from the Mayan Apocalypse on 12/21/21. Could that be because JELL-O successfully appeased the Mayan gods with the funnest sacrifice ever? We’d like to think so.